Twin Within

312 Spencer S., Scottsdale, AZ, Nikon D-80, f 4.5, 1/125, ISO 125, Photo Shopped for Double Effect, 11-12-09*

I'm a twin! No, trust me...I have a twin...well, not in the physical sense of the word, but another me -- living inside me?

I don't know if there is a diagnosis or a name for it, other than schizophrenia, but I really believe each of us has a dormant twin within our being? Am I alone here? You, out there, reading this...agree or disagree? I've called my twin within, EVIL (Hereto forward to be referred to as ET). She has a personality that is just darn right nasty. A little case of Tourettes and definitely locked and loaded on the Aspergers, 'say it LITERALLY like you mean it' syndrome.

Albeit, ET tends to stay at bay unless I haven't been fed, not getting my way, in crowded places, stuck in traffic, being scolded by our Mentor in Toastmasters or just when I damn well want her to come out and fight my fights. Yes, as I type this, I am simultaneously looking in the phone book for a psychologist, but really...Be honest, we all have a twin within, right?

Faithful followers, I know who you are and if you deny the existence of your own personal inner being, I will tap into my rolodex of memories and give you a rap sheet of your own twin within. I'm sorry to play hard ball with you, but as you can gather by now...It's not Misty-me! It's ET!!!:) Oh no, I need to eat!!!

As Michael Jackson says so beautifully in his movie, 'This Is It'..."All love"!